Harry: *Enters Room Of Requirement looking for his imaginary pet flamingo, Sir Moldywarts*
Gryffindors: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY!!
Seamus, Dean, Neville, and Ron: *Push forward large flamingo cake*
Ginny: Ron insisted on a flamingo since you apparently kept talking about o-- Harry what's wrong? Why are you crying
Harry: *Sobbing heavily* Sir Moldywarts! No! *Runs forward and jumps onto the cake* I'm so sorry
Hermione: Harry! What are you doing?
Harry: *Sobs louder* S-S-Sir M-Moldywarts has b-b-been turned into a-a c-cake and s-she.... Tastes amazing! Why didn't I eat her sooner?? *Devours flamingo cake*
Ginny: ...uh what?
Harry: *Singing/Screaming at the top of his lungs* I ATE SIR MOLDYWARTS! I ATE SIR MOLDYWARTS AND SHE TASTES BETTER THAN VOLDY-MORT! Wait. I wonder what Moldy Voldy tastes like.
Hermione: Should we call a healer or...?
Harry: We need to know what Moldy Voldy-Mort tastes like. Call the team....
Hmmmmm who we gonna call?
Ron: Is he on something?
Harry: GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!! *Runs out of room* PEEVES WE NEED THE GHOSTBUSTERS SO WE CAN EAT VOLDY-MORT AND SEE IF HE TASTES BETTER IR WORSE THAN MY PET FLAMINGO SIR MOLDYWARTS!!!!!
Peeves: Fûck this shît, I'm out!
Gryffindors: .......
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High Harry
Hayran KurguHow would the infamous Harry Potter behave if he was high? What if the horcrux was 99.9% of his brain? This book is a collection of stupid and ridickulus things Harry Potter might do if he was completely stupid, which he sorta is since Hermione had...
