Ginny: *Enters Great Hall hoping for a peaceful lunch*
Everyone: *Staring at Gryffindor table*
Ginny: *Regretfully looks to see*
Gryffindor Table: *Harry is wearing a pink leotard with pink tights and a fluffy tutu. His pointe shoes are on the wrong feet and not tied. A small tuft of hair is tied up with a blue ribbon. He is rolling around in the food, dirtying his clothes*
Harry: *Sees Ginny* FIESTY-SANDBAG GINNY!!!! *jumps off table and lands on his head. Falls flat on the floor in front of Ginny*
Ginny: *Kicks Harry in the side*
Harry: *Jumps up* Happy Birthday!
Ginny: Remember, new normal *Slowly turns and walks away*
Harry: Oh well *Shrugs and jumps back on table to resume rolling in the food*
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High Harry
FanfictionHow would the infamous Harry Potter behave if he was high? What if the horcrux was 99.9% of his brain? This book is a collection of stupid and ridickulus things Harry Potter might do if he was completely stupid, which he sorta is since Hermione had...
