Harry: *Grins devilishly*
Draco: First, why am I here? And second, should we run?
Ginny: Harry said to bring you, and that would be wise
Hermione: Is he even blinking?
Everyone: *Inches forward to see*
Harry: BOO!! HA! YOU SHOULDVE SEEN YOUR FACES!
Ron: Harry why are Gin, Mione and I here? And why did we have to bring Malfoy?
Harry: Well I need you Ronnie-Farts and Fiesty-Sandbag Ginny. I also want Beaver-Teeth-Frizz-Head-Know-It-All Mione to see. And Amazing-Bouncing-Ferret-Daddy's-Boy Malfoy is here so he can correctly confess his undying love for Mione!
Draco and Hermione: *Groans* Not this again.
Ginny: Do we want to know?
Draco: No, don't get him starte--
Harry: 🎶 AMAZING-BOUNCING-FERRET-DADDY'S-BOY MALFOY AND BEAVER-TEETH-FRIZZ-HEAD-KNOW-IT-ALL MIONE SITTIN' IN A WHOMPIN' WILLOW, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, THEN COMES HARRY IN A COMA-- why does that always happen? 🎶
Ron: *Stares*
Ginny: *Stares*
Ron and Ginny: *Burst out laughing*
Hermione: Why did you call us here?
Harry: Oh right, I have to show you my new pet
Draco: All right I'm leaving *Stands up*
Harry: *Screams a bird mating call* No! Sit!
Draco: No, go
Harry: No, sit!
Draco: No, go
Harry: No, Harry in a coma-- WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN???????? Always................ Now I'm depressed Oh, cheese!
Hermione: Harry just show us the pet
Harry: *Grins maniacly and pulls out rock the size of his head* This is Rocky McRockers
Hermione: Lovely, I'm going now
Draco: Right behind you
Harry: NO! YOU CANT LEAVE YET!!!!
Ginny: Why not Hary?
Harry: *Eyes fill with tears and falls to his knees in front if the standing Ginny* Please Fiesty-Sandbag Ginny, don't you love me?
Ginny: Of course I love you Harry, I just--
Harry: Then why won't you stay? *Cries a literal river*
Ginny: Harry, that's not what I mea--
Harry: NO! *Builds himself a bridge over His river tears and walks over it* There. All better.
Ron: Great. I'ma go find chicken
Ginny and Ron: *Spring out of the room before Harry locks the doors*
Harry: *Smirks*
Draco and Hermione: Oh hell!
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High Harry
FanfictionHow would the infamous Harry Potter behave if he was high? What if the horcrux was 99.9% of his brain? This book is a collection of stupid and ridickulus things Harry Potter might do if he was completely stupid, which he sorta is since Hermione had...
