Ginny: Alright Harry. Can you sit and pay attention?
Harry: *Tap Dances to despacito.* Yes. Yes I can.
Ginny: HARRY STOP DANCING!
Harry: *stares*
Ginny: Now, we need to get Hermione and Malfoy together. Her journal -
Harry: - diary -
Ginny: - was cute. I have a plan, but I you're going to have to listen and do what I say
Harry: *looks outraged* I listen to no one! Batman Potter listens to one man, and on bird only: Batman Potter listens to -
Ginny: Harry, I don't care. Listen we need to get Hermione and Malfoy under a mistletoe. Its Christmas season so they'll be everywhere!
Harry: Mistletoe *narrows eyes* Nargeles hide mistletoe. This sounds like a job for Batman Potters sidekick: ROBIN *makes bird noises*
Luna: *walks out from shadows in a Robin outfit drinking a beer* Wassup Haters?
Harry: *rips off his clothes to reveal a batman outfit ready to go*
Ginny: Oh . . . my god (imagine Emma from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musical during that one part when she says that)
Luna: Ayo Batman Potter! How's it goin', bro?
Harry: *says in a deep voice* we have a mission. You will be on beaver duty. I'll get the ferry. Meet me under great hall mistletoe at 1800 hours.
Luna: Grab Hermione and meet ya at the mistletoe under the great hall in fifteen seconds, got it. But why you need me? You got a Weasel here. How you doin' Ginger Ale?
Ginny: *cannot comprehend what it happening*
Harry: Because its mistletoe. Which mean there will be *turns to look into camera holding his cape like a vampire* Nargles
Luna: Oh, Marbles? You're screwed man. I'll meet ya there. I like me a little chaos *chugs beer* see ya in two seconds.
Harry: *screeches like a pterodactyl and runs off as fast as the flash*
Luna: Robin out. Peace Fam *does finger guns towards ginny and walks off pulling another beer from her hair.*
Ginny: *just stares*
Ginny: *stares even more*
Ginny: *stares in loss wondering what the hell happened to her friends*
Ginny: Im transferring to Beauxbatons in the morning
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High Harry
FanfictionHow would the infamous Harry Potter behave if he was high? What if the horcrux was 99.9% of his brain? This book is a collection of stupid and ridickulus things Harry Potter might do if he was completely stupid, which he sorta is since Hermione had...
