Harry: *Inches closer*
Hermione and Draco: *Inch away*
Harry: *Inches closer*
Hermione and Draco: *Inch away*
Harry: *Inche-- Wait no! He's running towards them*
Draco: I'm too handsome to die! *Uses Hermione as bodyguard*
Harry: Let's see, Malfoy became a bouncing ferret so mione gets to be a.... What do you think Rocky McRockers?
Rocky McRockers: *Breaks in half*
Harry: *Stomps on rock* PERFECT! *Raises wand to Hermione with devilish grin*
Hermione: Malfoy, Malfoy, Malfoy, Malfoy! You're the bloody man! *Shoves him in front*
Harry: *Shoots curse* Oh No!
Draco: *Gets hit. Turns into a bouncing beaver*
Hermione: That brain of yours may have just done something brilliant!
Harry: *Bows deeply* Why thank you Beaver-Teeth-Frizz-Head-Kno-- Ack! *Falls over and breaks noise*
Draco: *Bounces*
Harry: Rocky McRockers! Look dinner! *Lets blood fall onto rock*
Hermione: Uh, what the hell? *Grabs the beaver and runs out the door*
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High Harry
FanfictionHow would the infamous Harry Potter behave if he was high? What if the horcrux was 99.9% of his brain? This book is a collection of stupid and ridickulus things Harry Potter might do if he was completely stupid, which he sorta is since Hermione had...
