Draco: *Cauaully swaggering down Hogwarts halls winking at every girl and making them all swoon. Wait, all except Granger.*
Harry: *See's Draco approaching and squeals*
Hermione: *Looks up from book* You okay Harry?
Harry: Amazing-Bouncing-Ferret-Daddy's-Boy Malfoy is coming! Maybe he'll finally profess his undying love for you!!!!! *Happy dances*
Hermione: *Feels Harry's forehead and mutters* Huh, no tempature
Draco: Potter, Granger *Winks at Hermione*
Hermione: *Unaffected* Malfoy *Returns to book*
Harry: *Smirks like Snape when he runs out if shampoo* 🎵Amazing-Bouncing-Ferret-Daddy's-Boy Malfoy and Beaver-Teeth-Frizz-Head-Know-It-All Mione sittin' in a whomping willow!🎵 K-I-S-S-I-N- AH MIONE!!
Hermione: *Innocently takes book off Harry's head from where she slapped it and reads again*
Harry: Aw, come on Mione. He wuuuuuuves you!
Draco: I'm gonna be sick
Harry: NO! DONT PUKE!! BABY FERRETS WILL COME OUT OF EVERY TINY HOLE IN YOUR BODY!!!!!!!
Hermione: *Slowly brings book away from face. Bursts into laughter*
Draco: *Glares*
Harry: *Whistles while watching a butterfly pass by*
Draco: What the hell Potter?
Harry: I said don't puke because baby ferrets will fall out of every hole in your body
Hermione: *Laughs harder*
Draco: Shut it, Granger
Hermione: Make me, Malfoy *Still Laughing*
Harry: *Squeals like a dying seal* 🎵K-I-S-SING DON'T KILL ME!!!!🎵 *Jumps away from Hermione"
Hermione: Harry get back here!
Harry: *Runs down student filled halls screaming* 🎵AMAZING-BOUNCING-FERRET-DADDY'S-BOY MALFOY AND BEAVER-TEETH-FRIZZ-HEAD-KNOW-IT-ALL MIONE SITTING IN A WHOMPING WILLOW!! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!! FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, THEN HARRY IN A COMA-- wait what?🎵
Hermione: *Tackles Harry to the ground* Oh, you'll be in a coma alright.
Harry: AH! I'M TO STUPID TO DIE!!!!
Snape: What the devil is going on here?
Harry: 🎵Amazing-Bouncing-Ferret-Daddy's-Boy Malfoy and Beaver-Teeth-Frizz-Head-Know-It-All Mione sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First come love, Next comes love, then come Harry in a coma-- Huh, weird.🎵
Snape: Oh. Carry on then *Prances out because he found Harry's stash of wizard drugs and is higher than a kangaroo on a pogo stick*
Hermione: What the...?
Harry: *Jumps up* Ha! Suckers!!!!!! *Runs down halls singing his song*
Draco: You know, if his song thing actually happens we can put him in a coma
Hermione: Is this your way of asking me out?
Draco: Maaayyybbeee
Ginny: *Whispers* Damn, that was smooth
Hermione: Meh, why not. Harry ends in a coma then
Draco: *Secretly bowing down to Harry*
Harry: *Bursts through wall* HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA THEY SUCKERSSSSS!!!! *Falls out window* Oh no!
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High Harry
FanfictionHow would the infamous Harry Potter behave if he was high? What if the horcrux was 99.9% of his brain? This book is a collection of stupid and ridickulus things Harry Potter might do if he was completely stupid, which he sorta is since Hermione had...
