*continuing on from Rocky McRocker's*
Ron: You brought a bouncing beaver *stares*
Ginny: *stares*
Hermione: *stares*
Draco The Bouncing Beaver: *bounces*
Harry: HOLO EVERYONE!!! *throws bottles of holographic nail polish on everyone*
Hermione: HARRY!
Harry: Oh no, forgive bushy-haired-beaver-tooth-Mione! I'm still so sad about Sir Moldywarts. She was the best. At least I have her babies!
Harry: *pulls out human skulls*
Ron: *screams*
Ginny: *screams*
Hermione: *screams*
Draco The Bouncing Beaver: *bounces*
Ginny: Harry, where did you get those?
Harry: Your mum . . . don't go into your kitchen
Ron: You killed our mum???
Harry: *sweats* no
Hermione: yes
Harry: *sweats more* no
Hermione: yes
Harry: *sweats a glass of water* no
Hermione: yes
Harry: *sweats a lake* no
Hermione: yes
Draco The Bouncing Beaver: *bounces*
Harry: *screams* I MUST RUN FROM FIESTY-SANDBAG-GINNY, BUSHY-HAIRED-BEAVER-TOOTH-MIONE AND FRECKLY-RONNIE-FARTS
Draco The Bouncy Beaver: *bounces*
Harry: *screams again* NOOOOOO!!!!!! FERRET-HEAD-DADDY'S-BOY-SLYTHERIN-POOP-MALFOY IS GONNA KILLL MEEEEEE
Draco The Bouncing Beaver: *bounces*
Harry: *runs away*
Ron: What about my mum?
YOU ARE READING
High Harry
Fiksi PenggemarHow would the infamous Harry Potter behave if he was high? What if the horcrux was 99.9% of his brain? This book is a collection of stupid and ridickulus things Harry Potter might do if he was completely stupid, which he sorta is since Hermione had...
