Harry: *Wakes in hospital wing* WHAAAATTTT??? WHERE AM I!!!!
Pomfrey: Mister Potter, calm down. You are in the hospital wing
Harry: *Gasps and jumps off the bed landing in a full belly flop against the floor*
Pomfrey: *Screams*
Harry: *Jumps Up* We must confront Greasy-Haired-Shampoo-Hater-Beachball Snape!!! *Runs from room with arms flailing behind him*
Pomfrey: I'm getting to old for this
Harry: *Bursts into Snape's classroom in the middle of a lesson*
Snape: POTTA!!! WHAT ARE YA DOIN???
Harry: *Jumps on Draco's desk* Watch out Bouncing-Ferret-Daddy's-Boy-Malfoy! Its time to confront him!!
Draco: What the...?? *Glances at Ron and Hermione* What did you do?
Ron and Hermione: Wasn't us!
Snape: Mista Pottah! You need to get down. now!
Harry: NO! I HAVE COME TO CONFRONT YOU!!!
Snape: Confront me on what?
Harry: You, Greasy-Haired-Shampoo-Hater-Beachball Snape, have corrupted Sir Moldywarts The Flamingo. She wants you to be the godfather of her adopted Baby Flamingos! It should MEEEEEE *Jumps off table and tackles Snape*
Snape: *Pushes Harry off and sprints to Hermione. Shrieks* He's crazy!! Save us, Granger!! You're the smart one
Hermione: I'm also the one who wants to see how this ends *Pushes Snape back towards Harry*
Harry: THANK YOU BEAVER-TEETH-FRIZZY-HAIRED HERMIONE!!!! NOW YOU SHALL PAY GREASY-HAIRED-SHAMPOO-HATER-BEACHBALL SNAPE!!!
Sit Moldywarts The Flamingo: *Appears*
Harry: *Gasps. Jumps off Snape and bows towards Crabbe* Sir Moldywarts The Flamingo!!!!
Crabbe: Waaaaaaa
Harry: *Hugs Crabbe* Please! Tell me I'm god father!
Crabbe: Ge offa meh!!!
Sir Moldywarts The Flamingo: *Teleports*
Harry: *Falls to ground and rolls over before sprinting to Neville and hugs him* Sir Moldywarts, how did you teleport to Schlongbottom-Lame-o-Neville?
Neville: What the....?
Sir Moldywarts The Flamingo: *Teleport*
Harry: *Jumps onto table and over Hermione and Ron. Lands on Draco's shoulders*
Draco: THE HELL POTTER? GET OFF ME OR I'LL--
Harry: *Squeals* YOIR FATHER WILL HERE ABOUT IT!!!! BOUNCING-FERRET-DADDY'S-BOY-MALFOY HAS SPOKEN!!!!! HIS FATHER WILL HERE OF THISSSS-- oh look a flower!
Everyone: *Watches flower fly across room. Sighs in admiration.*
Flower: *Explodes*
Harry: THE FLOWERRRR!!! NOOO!! GREASY-HAIRED-SHAMPOO-HATER-BEACHBALL SNAPE!!! IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. *jumps on snape*
Sir Moldywarts The Flamingo: *Explodes into invisible dust*
Harry: *Screams and hugs air* My Moldywarts! Oh no! What's going to happen to your babies? *Gasps* oh no. They go to Greasy-Haired-Shampoo-Hater-Beachball Snape and Mrs-Ugliness-No-Fun-Norris!
Snape: You may take these flamingo spawns, pottah
Harry: *Faints in excitement*
Ginny: *Walks in and sees expressions* I wonder why I bother showing up.
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High Harry
FanfictionHow would the infamous Harry Potter behave if he was high? What if the horcrux was 99.9% of his brain? This book is a collection of stupid and ridickulus things Harry Potter might do if he was completely stupid, which he sorta is since Hermione had...
