Avengers Chatrooms and Imagines

Fantasy AU

Clint created a chat
Clint added (Y/N), Steve, Thor, Sam, Bucky, Natasha, Tony

Clint: Remind me again why we need to go this far into the woods

Steve: Because we need to see Wanda

Clint: and why does she live in the middle of the woods?

(Y/N): because she's witch, and like, they like to live in the woods

Clint: but whyyyyyy, so much walkingggggg

(Y/N): idk why witch's do things, I'm just a healer

Thor: Why is the man of arrows unhappy, this stroll has been very pleasant. The fresh air is nice

Sam: you're a god, us peasants don't have your metabolism

Tony: *mortals, I'm not a peasant

Natasha: no one cares tony

Bucky: witches live in the woods because supposedly plants can protect them from curses, but I don't know

(Y/N): Did you hear that from some drunk guy in a tavern?

Bucky: no

Tony: Were you the drunk guy in the tavern?

Bucky: no

Steve: Are you sure, cause last week...

Bucky: Steve!

Clint: we should've gotten the mercenary to do this for us

Thor: No, you could use the exercise

(Y/N): The mercenary? You mean Wade?

Sam: why are we texting if we're traveling together?

Steve: talking too loud could attract animals

Tony: TO EAT US

Natasha: you should know this Samuel, you're a farmer and you take care of animals

Sam: That doesn't mean I need to know about the animals

Bucky: ...

Tony: That's EXACTY what that means...

Sam: Whatever

Natasha: I'm gonna actually navigate since that's why Steve made me come

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Clint WHYYYY do we even need to see the witch

(Y/N): I don't know, Steve sent a raven and was like "yo (N/N) we're gonna see Wanda and you should come in case someone is stupid and gets hurt"

Steve: That's not what I said

(Y/N): Basically was, that just was the gist

Clint: so why are we here Steve?

Steve: We have to get that herb for T'Challa.

Sam: The warrior T'Challa, the one into cats?

Tony: Herb? The star shaped one?

Clint: It's heart shaped idiot

Tony: hey!

(Y/N): Does he actually need this herb or is it just some weird superstition?

Bucky: How many warriors have weird superstitions?

(Y/N): Um, like all of them

(Y/N): Mr. "I need to have waffles once a week for breakfast or I'll lose every battle"

Steve: To my knowledge, he actually needs the herb so not just a superstition

Sam: that makes me feel a little better about having to do this

Clint: Not I

(Y/N): you're mad

Bucky: hahaha

Clint: I hate the both of you

Bucky: You know you love me ;)

Sam: Question mark?

Steve: We're almost there guys!

Clint: YES!

Sam: Shut up Clint, you said that out loud!

Thor: I was enjoying this time I get to spend with you all :(

(Y/N): Awwww, how sweet Thor <3

Tony: if we get eaten by a bear it's gonna be your fault, Clint

Steve: We won't get eaten by any bears

Bucky: That's debatable

Steve: You're not helping

Bucky: Getting eaten by a bear won't help anyone, Steve

(Y/N): Omg

(Y/N): We better not get eaten by any bears

Thor: I won't let any bear get to you <3

Sam: I'm gagging

(Y/N): I hope the bear tries to eat you

Clint: I'm naming the bear Eugene

Steve: What bear?!

Bucky: the one that's gonna eat us

(Y/N): No, can we name him Barry?

Sam: no

Clint: I already named him Eugene

(Y/N): :'(

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Bucky: she's moping now

Tony: I'm going to go mope about getting eaten by a bear

Tony: I have so much left to do in life...

Tony left the chat

Steve: No one is getting eaten by a bear

Thor: I want to partake in this "moping" they speak of!

Thor left the chat

Sam: Steve you're really gonna have us get eaten by a bear

Bucky: I'm not getting eaten by a bear

Clint: You're just going to let Eugene eat us?

Bucky: yeah

Sam: Damn

Steve: nothing is going to eat you!!!

Bucky: keep telling yourself that

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Sam: ughhhhhh

Sam left the chat

Clint: Maybe Eugene will eat me last

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Steve: I'm too old for this...

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