Avengers Chatrooms and Imagines

Prompts

Pick a number and tell me who you want and I'll pick a person for the prompt and if there's something specific you want then mention it
*warning cause some cussing is in here*

1) Why did I have to punch him in the face?

2) It's about time!

3) Because it's fucking cold!

4) Whatever happens next, I want to make sure that you know that I love you.

5) I don't like him though.

6) Cookies? I heard someone say cookies.

7) What do you have against reading?

8) You say that like it's a bad thing.

9) Just shut up and kiss me.

10) Well maybe if you could read a clock.

11) So what if I broke my arm? I'm still going to do it.

12) I totally didn't adopt a cat. What's that? Oh that's my dragon.

13) Please don't do this.

14) Yeah, because you accidentally put the hair dye in my shampoo.

15) And this is why we can't have nice things.

16) Say that again, I dare you.

17) I can't be held responsible. I wasn't even there.

18) Don't think about it too much or your head might explode.

19) I'm sorry, did I/that hurt your ego?

20) I can't sleep.

21) Oh. Um, can't you just use glue?

22) I'm going to stand next to you cause they don't like you and I don't them.

23) You'd think confused looks and some blank stares would've cleared that up for you.

24) You like to paint?

25) Stop touching my shoes!

26) Oh my god, you're in love!

27) No, I didn't doubt that for a second.

28) Pinch me cause I'm definitely dreaming.

29) She's gorgeous.

30) Of course you would know.

31) Yeah, you tell him, Fury!

32) This can't be the last time I see you.

33) I understood that reference.

34) I could do this all day.

35) Get off me, I have a reputation.

36) Stop talking to me, it's 2am

37) What have you been drinking that made you think this would be a good idea?

38) I put milk in before the cereal - you monster!

39) I swear you only keep it this cold so I'll cuddle with you.