"What did you just put in my hair?" You say, squinting your eyes at your roommate and best friend, Ashton. He wiped his brown curls out of his hazel eyes before shrugging ominously.
"Ashton Fletcher Irwin...what the hell did you put in my hair?" You spoke while moving your hand up to the wet spot on your head. You touched the uncooked egg with your hands. Frowned. Then grabbed the bag of cake mix that was supposed to be what you two were making.
Ashton shook his head back forth as if to say 'please don't do it'. But the egg on your head told you yes, so you dumped the bowl on his head, leaving him covered with the pastel pink power.
"This means war." Ashton then spoke quietly after a minute or so. Your eyes went wide as you searched for a pan. You put whipped cream in it and waited for Ashton to attack.
He pelted the gummy bears you bit the heads off of earlier at you.
"Ew! They're all sticky!" You screech.
"Then you should've eaten the whole damn bear!" Ashton defends. You laugh and grab the pan full of whipped cream, throwing it at Ashton, successfully landing on his face.
"Why the hell am I so messy? I started this!" Ashton sighed.
"Negatives never win, sweetie." You teased. He smirked at you as he wiped some of the cream off of his face and smeared it on you.
"You jerk!" You yell, even though Ashton is only like two inches away from you.
"Then why don't you let my get that..." He trails off before kissing off the whipped cream.
"Hmm, I think I feel some more." you smirk. Ashton chuckles before removing "more" whipped cream.
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