Jessie's cell woke her. It was ringing from inside her purse.
Sidebar- Best invention ever, battery pockets and wireless charging, another gift from her parents from when she graduated high school.
She moved to try to find a position so that a lump in the futon mattress wasn't pressing against her bruised hip.
Her phone rang again.
This, of course, was not to Mr. Floofer's liking. He thumped his foot in displeasure of the noise. 'Silence!' Jessie imagined was what he was saying right then.
"Excuse me, your highness for offending your sensibilities," Jessie said with a smirk. She opened one eye to see Floofer munching away on hay in his litterbox. Pulling herself from the futon, she grabbed her phone and sat back on her bed in time for the first of many texts.
MEL: Yo bitch get up xxxxx
JESSIE: Go away
MEL: Not tangled in satin sheets?
JESSIE: Fuck off twat.
MEL: HA! No way.
MEL: Its much more fun making you squirm.
MEL: Get ur ass in the shower.
MEL: I'll b ther in 20
MEL: Got a job
MEL: $$$$
JESSIE: No
JESSIE: Not Adulting today
MEL: Think of Mr. Floofer...
MEL: 🐇🐰🐇🐰
MEL: You can't stay w/ me... last time I needed shots
MEL: Plus, it's an easy $100
JESSIE: 😱😱😱
MEL: ok $200
JESSIE: 😲😲😲
MEL: $300?
JESSIE: ...😬😬
MEL: $300 and a big wet sloppy kiss from me? 😚😙😗😘😍
MEL: Wear the white lace babydoll dress.
JESSIE: Need to lose 5lbs to fit into it w/out feeling like a 🌭
MEL: I'll be there in 15... better get to fixing your make up hag 💄💄💋
JESSIE: 🖕🖕🖕
MEL: Don't forget to tuck 🍆
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