( When you left the baby with him.)
BTS as your Husband
~ JIN ~
10:00 AM
Honey: Hun, where's the diaper of the baby?
You: in the room.
Honey: Where in the room?
You: try finding it with your eyes..
Honey: okay!
Honey: I found it!
10:30 AM
Honey: hun, how many scoops of milk if the water is 6oz ?
You: didn't I thought you that already?
Honey: yeah, i just forgot.
You: ughhh.
You: alright. 3 scoops of milk and the milk needs to be even on the scoop, no excess milk!
Honey: sorry, thank you hun.
1:00 PM
You: How's the baby?
You: r u doing fine?
You: is the house clean?
You: hey! why arent u answering!
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1:00 PM
Honey: sorry, I fell asleep.
You: how about the baby?
Honey: awake..
You: he woke up just now?
Honey: still
You: you! how could u sleep b4 the baby?
You: what if something happens 2 her?!
Honey: im sry. i wont do it ever again.
You: to hell with that! I'll just go home!
Honey: hun! cussing is bad!
You: idc. 😑
~ YOONGI ~
Yoongi: hun, the baby wont stop crying!
Yoongi: it's so noisy!
Yoongi: ughhh!!
You: then give her what she needs!
You: u hav been taking care of her. don't u know what to do?
Yoongi: heck! i didnt know i need to remember!
You: what IS wrong with YOU?
You: cant u take care of OUR baby?
Yoongi: of course I can.
Yoongi: I just need your help for just a minute.
You: if she's crying check if she has pooped, or if she is hungry.
Yoongi: thnks. sorry hun. I love you
You: okay, love you too
~ NAMJOON ~
NJ: hun, can u buy a new baby bottle?
You: why?
NJ: i broke it...
You: okay. be careful.
2:10 PM
You: how's the baby?
NJ: he's fine.
NJ: can u buy a new set of diapers?
You: Why?
NJ: I accidentally broke it while trying to get a new diaper for him.
You: okay okay.
You: now, i'm actually more worried to you than to the baby.
NJ: Why?
You: u just can't stop breaking things won't you?
You: ur like... HULK SMASH!
NJ: i find that rather funny.
You: Just take care of the baby. Don't break him into pieces
NJ: Okay hun.
NJ: Bye! Don't come back!
~ HOSEOK ~
You: hoseok, how's the baby?
Hoseok: still crying
You: why? what did u do?
Hoseok: I danced.
You: And?
Hoseok: Sang
You: And?
Hoseok: and danced
You: What else?
Hoseok: and sang!
You: That's all? That's what u did?
Hoseok: Yeah!
Hoseok: Oh! wait! I also did one thing.
You: Really? what was it?
Hoseok: I danced a little bit mooree..
You: Why did u even did that? -__-
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