( When you are sad and all they have said helped you... Or did it?)
BTS as your bestfriend
Hyung line
~ JIN ~
You: JIN!! 😩😢
You: My beloved shirt got ripped.
Jin: what shirt?
Jin: that shirt that hides your flat chest? Or the shirt that makes you look real small?
Jin: which one?
You: Jiiiinnnnn! Your so badddd! 😭
You: it was the shirt that hides my chest.
Jin: well, atleast the truth will be known.
You: thanks. Jin.
You: u helped...... Like, a lot.
Jin: oh! Glad to help!
Jin: my pleasure!
You: oh Bitch please!
Jin: Beaches are nice.
You: I'm so gonna kill you, you psycho!
Jin: I know I'm handsome.
You: arrrgghhh! I hate u!
Jin: take care too! Bye!
~ YOONGI ~
You: Yoongs! My laptop is broken!!!
Yoongi: because of virus?
Yoongi: i knew u were watchin porn
You: no i dont, crazy!
You: it broke because i stepped on it!!
Yoongi: aren't u so smart?
Yoongi: sooooo organized little (Y/N)
You: u such a jerk.
Yoongi: thanks.
You: u such a dumbass that is full of little shits.
Yoongi: thanks, ur full of the dumbest shits too.
You: sht! u helped a lot!
Yoongi: oh i know.
~ NAMJOON ~
You: Jooniee! My fav. blanket got ripped apart!
Namjoon: The one that smells like shitty egg cells?
You: wtf.
You: it doesnt smell like that!
Namjoon: that's what i smell.
You: i wanna kill u rn.
You: the blanket that has a color white in it!
Namjoon: yea, i kno.
Namjoon: so, y was it ripped?
You: my dog.
Namjoon: oh that shitty dog that bit me?
Namjoon: it's ur fault for keeping a crazy dog
You: what the namjoon!!
You: tHanks for the help!
You: UR LITERALLY THE BEST BESTFRIEND EVER!
Namjoon: i know right?
Namjoon: u r too!
You: ugh! jackass!
Namjoon: Ur welcome! glad ur happy!
~ J-HOPE ~
2:50 PM
You: Hobi, i broke 10 plates from washing!
Hobi: should i call u chipped plates woman or broken plates woman?
Hobi: well? which one?
You: ur not helping at all!
You: mom's gonna kill me!
Hobi: ikr.
You: HOBI!!!!!
Hobi: okay,okay. chill. haha
Hobi: where did u put it?
You: on the table.
Hobi: what u doing to it rn?
You: staring at it.
Hobi: oh. when u stare at it it's gonna be fixed?
Hobi: throw it away.
You: oh.
You: i was going to stare at it for eternity.
Hobi: pabo.
You: i was joking! geez.
Hobi. idc.
Hobi. gtg. never coming back.
Hobi: be in danger by urself.
3:30 PM
You: what r u doing here?
Hobi: just let me in.
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