'Virtualising' My Work

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This morning a bunch of tech-ignorant executives sat around bs-ing to each other about the company's technology revolution.

One executive grandly proclaimed that digitization  cloud computing solutions.Not to be outdone, my boss blurted something about technology and virtual environments. Everyone nodded sagely.

This was my chance. With an expression dripping sincerity I said as tech-savvy senior management they would know that the purpose of virtual environments was to facilitate virtual work. They continued to nod as I offered to 'virtualise my work' as proof of concept. They agreed.


Now when they ask to see my work I say, 'You can't see it because it's virtual on the cloud like you agreed.' 

Working for idiots isn't always bad.

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