I'm All That You Need (Ziall, Sophiam) AU

"On a scale of Harry Styles to Zayn Malik I'd give him a negative Amanda Bynes"

~Mild to severe language ahead. You've been warned!~

"Did your boobs get bigger?" I could tell Zayn was laughing quietly to himself. Well at least he's not sad anymore.

~Desy and Mellisa's POV~

~Mellisa's POV~

"Yep, been drinking a lot of milk" proud of my big boobs I give her a cheeky smile sticking my tongue out afterwards.

"So that's where all the milk went to! I've been to the store about four times this month to buy milk and yo ass had to go and drink all of it! Milk doesn't come from trees you know." Desy looks at me in disbelief.

"You're right" I smile deviously at my compact mirror which I had just taken out "It comes from cows" I give her yet another cheeky smile before diverting my attention back to my reflection.

Haha this chick has always been the one to call out my blonde moments, but now I caught her! Karma knows all and fucks all. LIFE LESSON!

"No Shit Sherlock!" Desy snaps at me clearly annoyed at my sassy comeback. Ooh! Fiesty are we. . .

I've been spending way too much time with Louis! I am starting to act like him, and talking like him. Haha! Look out world there is another sass masta! It's me!

"Drinking all that milk makes my skin look flawless" still looking at myself in the mirror.

"Hoe put that away before the mirror breaks!" Desy smiles at her sassy comeback as I break my gaze from the mirror to send her deadly daggers.

"Bitch, this mirror loves me watch you talkin bout" I return my gaze back to the mirror admiring myself.

"And I thought Zayn was vain" Did this chick just call me vain? Oh Hell nah! I started devising a devious plan on how to get back at her. OOH! This was gonna be good. I smile at triumphantly. She'll never know what hit her. It'll make her think twice before calling me vain.

"Well when you're this beautiful how can you not admire yourself" I smile once again at my reflection sending kisses to the mirror.

"What are you the evil queen?" I am so not the evil queen. She is all ugly and never moisturizes. I bet she has wrinkles on her wrinkles. Ew! Nasty!

"Hella Nah!" I look back at my mirror before uttering the words

"Mirror Mirror in my hand. . . Who is the fairest in the land?"

"Yeah! You're so not the evil queen!" I see her roll her eyes from the corner of the mirror. This bitch wanna play games, fine I'll give her a game.

"At least I'm sexier than Orlando Bloom"

Desy's eyes widen in shock "What the hell did you just say?!"

"You heard me! On a scale of Harry Styles to Zayn Malik I'd give him a negative Amanda Bynes" the look on her face is priceless.

"Hold da fuck up!" Now to mess with her.

"I"m sorry, I can't hold any fucks up"

Desy looks at me as if she was a tiger and I was a mouse she was getting ready to pounce on me "First of all watchu mean a 'negative Amanda Bynes' and second just remember that you're a heavy sleeper" she smiles deviously at me.

Oh Gosh! I went a lil overboard. Oh well! What are you gonna do? Guess I just have to sleep with Louis for a couple nights. >:}  Hmph! Bitch think she can win and outsmart me! HA! HA! HA! ACK! I choked on a bug.

~Desy's POV~

"I just don't think Orlando Bloom is sexy that's all" Oh hell nah! Did this hoe just say Orlando Bloom wasn't sexy? Oh it's on!