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Know Your Spells and Get Unlimited Food! ~ Chapter 5

(Astrid's P.O.V.)

Flashback

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"Calm down, my little demon, I am the fallen angel Yohane, the time has come, the reason why I have descended from the heavens-" Kathrine said, imitating Yoshiko from Love Live Sunshine (an anime we like). "Enough now with that fallen angel shtick Yoshiko...zura." I mocked, imitating Hanamaru Kunikida from the same anime. "It's Yohane!"

*laughter and laughter and more imitating and laughter*

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After our little detour to the bank, we came home out of breath because of all the laughter.

"Hey. *pant* Now that I think of it...have you ever performed magic?"

My eyes widened. "U-uhh..." I stammered. "That's a no. Well, you better try it out sometime...how 'bout now?" Kathrine suggested. "Now?" "Now." I stared at her confusingly. "Whip up some food with that oh so scary looking staff of yours *wink*." I glared at her. Fine then. Challenge accepted, Kathrine.

"You are a summoner right? You should be able to summon us some delicious food!"
"..."
"Hmm?" she taunted.
"Fine! I'll try!"
"Hmph," she pouted. "No need to be a meanie!"
"I am NOT a meanie!"
"You are, and you're proving it!"
"Am not!"
"Really?" Kathrine asked as she pointed at me pointing my now brought out staff at her.
"Nya!!" I complained.
"What the hell..."
"Meow." I pouted and turned away.

Now for that spell, can I actually summon food? It ain't called summoner for nothin' y'know! Uhh... "Our stomachs our grumbling, and we are all starving. Please, accept our offering and grant us a feast of thanksgiving!" I recited. A thanksgiving dinner (with the turkey and pudding and all that) appeared on the dining table. That was a lot easier than expected...

"I smell food!!! Food!!!!!" Kathrine awed. "Wash your hands! Then eat up!" I instructed then headed off to the faucet. We sat down and expressed our gratitude. "Thank you for the food!"

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So.....we ate and ate and ate our thanksgiving feast, and now, we are stuffed. I should write my own list now...

Perks of being a summoner:
1 - unlimited food
2 - minion cooks (or for other recreational, entertainment or whatever purposes)
3 - stuff???

Doesn't that seem nice? I'll have new summoner buddies everywhere! Minions everywhere! Commander Astrid at your service! *mini 2 finger salute* Okay...moving on, at the moment, I am in bed in my extremely super deluxe comfy pajamas (blue shirt, gray jacket and gray shorts [lined with white]) specially designed for comfort, pleasure and ease! I am currently lazily fidgeting with my blanket pulling it here, twisting it there...randomly reciting poems.

"Oh stormy winds, bring up the clouds and paint the heavens gray; lest these fair maids of form divine should angel wings display, and fly far, far away."

"The cherry trees are blossoming, from Takasago's height; oh may no mountain mist arise, no clouds so soft and white, to hide them from our sight."

"How I regret my fallen friends, how I despise my foes; and tired of life, I only seek to reach my long day's close, and gain at last repose."

And so on...

"Ughhhh! That's it! I am too bored for my own good. For boredom's sake, so it doesn't die because of itself, I will do something entertaining. I have to!"

Great. I want to do something fun, but problem is, I can't! Why? It's all because I have no idea on what to do! I am so amazing...

What can I do? Magic, reading, sleep, or maybe...lie down in boredom and die. Yeah, I'm testing out my magic, right now. Okay... I have a schedule for a full course all-nighter! Presenting the Full-proof, Boredom-free Pull of an Extremely Extreme All-nighter plan...and if you're wondering, yes...that is the stupid, sensible, specific name I just came up with.