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Monstrous Monstrosities Crash My Party ~ Chapter 11

(Astrid's P.O.V.)

Here comes the devil (a.k.a. Kathrine on her Demon Mode)!

How can this girl not endure the company of Oreo, the most adorable puppy of all time!? 1, it's too cute to be true. 2, it's a lot better than Misa the kitty for reasons I have no need to explain to all you puppy lovers out there. 3, it's just better. Kathrine is not on ultra-demon mode (times 1000) because I may or may not have ordered Oreo to eat Misa's food...and now, I am helplessly standing in the corner of the living room, staff in hand, ready to suffer the wrath of the mighty devil queen.

"Astrid!" she playfully hissed. I faked an I-am-in-serious-desperate-need-of-help look. Very laughable to look at I bet. Kathrine raised her staff, pointed it at me, gave me a 'serious' I-am-so-gonna-kill-you look, glared and then, she started laughing, sprawling herself all across the floor. And me, agreeing with the fact that laughter is indeed contagious, held my aching stomach as I doubled up in my own fit of giggles as well.

I'm telling you, the puppy party has just begun!

I smirked. Get ready Kathrine, for I, Astrid the dogophile (yes, seriously) will make sure that you love Oreo by sundown!

The laughter died down. "Let the Get Kathrine To Love Oreo Puppy Party Plan commence!" I announced. Kathrine looked happy and scared at the same time. O dear Kathrine, thou must be excited, for puppies will rule the universe! And all of humanity will rejoice! Yeah!!! Enjoy. *wink*

"Oreo!" I called out. "Be a good girl and teach this traitor over here a lesson! Show her-oh wait, to the world too as to why dogs rule!" Kathrine glared. Whoops, may have gone too far, could've gone farther, but this is one hell of entertaining. Who knows, it could get even better!

Oreo gave me an adorable look plus a woof that meant 'What should I do to please you?' or something less formal than that, and I motioned for it to 'Do whatever.' It wagged its tail, let out a woof then snuggled into the cat lady's leg.

I'll say, Kathrine was scared out of her wits. She just shivered then froze up. On the spot. Oreo then let out a curious arf  which brought Kathrine back to this realistic fantasy. More fun for me. Yay!
"A.S.T.R.I.D." She did not playfully hiss.
"Yes? Kathrine?" I answered ever so sweetly. What innocence.
"Your not innocent at all, you rebel!"
"I'm afraid I'll only be able to take that as an insult depending on your definition of 'innocence'."
"Innocence equals unaware of evil! And not committing evil either!" she snapped.
"And...how would you define evil? Some people define evil as siding with the right side you know." I answered in an as-a-matter-of-fact tone.
"Astrid. Get this thing away from me. Now."

I'm afraid that Astrid the rebel has her own limitations. Provoking ultra-demon mode times 1000 Kathrine would never really last very long (especially if you use a dog). Also, it's very, very dangerous, but, I'd take the risk any day for the sake of entertainment. Very fun to watch.

"Oreo! C'mon! C'mere and play with me!"
"Astrid *death glare*! Let's play with Misa instead." Kathrine demanded very sternly.
"No. Period."
"We will play with Misa. Period."
"We will not play with Misa. Period."
"We will play with Misa. Period."
I was slightly fuming, enraged with this-this, unnecessary nonsense. "Will not. And that's that."
"Misa." Oh gee, I'm getting more pissed off than I expected myself to be. "Oreo."
"No! Misa." Kathrine was getting annoyed too. "That's it. We're making this a Play with Puppies and Kitties Puppy Party. You have to comply. Deal with it." I concluded. There is no way I would ever want to play with a cat, but I might willingly do it if the other person would agree to have to play with a dog-added that the person also hates dogs and cannot stand their presence.