Why I Hate Fanfiction

Anatomy Mistakes

  

Hello frens, its ya boi yume back at it again with this shitty rant book that I am still for some reason writing. PSA for yall, this is kind of gonna get graphic since im gonna talk about flaws in anatomy mainly in smut. Like im basically gonna explain most things about a vagina so yeaa. This'll prolly be a sex ed lesson for yall if your sex education sucked as much as mine did.

So starting on a not so graphic note, why is it that so many main female characters have huge ass titties and hips and like nonexistent waists. Take Fairy Tail, almost all adult females have the same body type, except for a select few. And in the same series, all dudes are fucken ripped, muscles everywhere. Like i don't mind these body types, but it's way too common.

Okay so like i love how in romance stuff the love interest is the dark, brooding, tall af, and emo as hell ripped dood. Like yes, it's not like some people like guys who are happy and can make them laugh. I don't know, that shit just makes me laugh.

Is it time to talk about vagina yet? Even if it's not, imma still write about it lmao.

Oof, I hate how like virginity is portrayed in smut. Like ya gotta fucken bleed in shit. Or how the hymen is like a plastic covering over the hole. Some of that shit is dum and like no one knows shit about the vagina, so here's your local teenage kid teaching yall this shit. Okay so like the hymen is not a plastic covering like thing that is permanently damaged once a dick or some shit is in there. Cuz if it was, how the hell would period blood come out? It's not buried deep within the cervix, cuz that shit would hurt if a dick was that far up. The hymen is like a scrunchie around the hole into the vagina. It can stretch or tear in compensation for a dick, but it won't disappear into the abyss once a woman has vaginal sex for the first time. Since my way of explaining is kinda shit, yall can look at where two professionals talk about the hymen and proving the myths wrong about it.

Okay so yall are still with me? Alright hope none of yall fucken left. Another thing that is annoying is how the doods are constantly hard. Like just blew 3 loads, he could go for 5 more at least. Literally not aroused in the slightest, this boi be as hard as a rock. Idk i just find it funny. Plus also, even if a dood never fucked anyone, he be a master poon slayer i fucken tell ya dood.

Just a quick rant on regular lemons, why do all the kinky ones fucken suck. Like i asked for some damn sex but now i get this shit about the dom following his damn dreams. Sure that's great but like i just wanna read some smut not your wishful thinking bro. Or like some bdsm shit(cuz im kinda nasty and pretty bored sometimes) are just the same regurgitated shit time after time. It's like these fuckers are just circle jerking eachother off to their shitty fanfics, like come on dood, just gimme some good smut and stop with this boring ass crap. Anyway back to anatomy.

Why is it that almost every dood in a smut fic has a h u g e ass dick. Like it's literally a foot long, how is no one getting impaled by that shit? Like i get that you want your self insert protag to be better than you at everything but like, most women's complaints about sex is that it is too big so like, chill fam.

Back to the big fucken tities, why is it that so many characters need huge fucken boobs to be attractive. I mean i personally like big boobs, but like i ain't gonna find someone unattractive if they have smaller boobs. I don't know it never made sense to me.

On to the topic of hentai, cuz ya boi fucken watches a shit ton of it (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) why is it all literally rape, like i feel like hentai is kink shaming me. Can't i just find some good hentai that is c o n s e s u a l and has c o m m i t t m e n t ? Pls hentai makers help me.

Okey that's like all i can vomit out onto google docs fam. Thanks for 19k reads on this absolute mess of a book. I love yall. This bitch still kinda on hold since like it'll take me about another month to maybe get an idea n shit. Since we may or may not be approaching 200 hearts, should I do something special? Pls suggest something cuz im out of ideas on that too lmao. Peace out fam.