I Don't Remember? [Eddsworld]

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Fandom: Eddsworld

AU: Memory Loss

Ship: None

Type: Shitpost

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Tom, Edd, and Matt had to head out to the market for, mainly because Matt was the only one able to drive them and Edd needed cola while Tom needed Smirnoff.

Everything was fine until someone stopped them, they had their hood up.

"Uh, excuse me?" The person had a very thick accent that only the three could recognize.

Tom rolled his 'eyes' but responded anyway. "What do you want?" He said bitterly.

The person flinched. "Where is......" the person paused.

"What? Where's what?" Edd asked.

"Don't know English word."

Tom sighed. "Look I know some Norwegian from an old roommate of mine." The person perked up. "But take off the hood then I'll tell you."

The person shrugged and raised their hands to the hood. "I don't see problem." They took off the hood and low and behold, it was Tord.

Tom growled at this, Edd just scoffed, while Matt just smiled and waved.

Tord was really confused by Tom and Edd, but he waved back to Matt. "Can you tell where the meieri is?" (I used Google Translate .-.)

Tom raised an eyebrow. "Dairy?"

Tord smiled and snapped his fingers, "That's the word!"

"Oh! The dairy's on the other side of the store!" Matt pointed beyond the isles to the other side.

The Norwegian smiled and nodded. "Thank you friends!" He waved goodbye and left to get to the other side.

As soon as he was out of ear range, Tom started ranting. "I thought I killed him! And why is he acting like he doesn't know us?!"

"Ahem." The trio turned and saw a familiar figure, Paul.

"Oh, hey Pau." Edd waved to him.

Paul smiled, "I see you've already met my son-"

"YOUR SON?!" Edd exclaimed.

"What?" Tom questioned.

Paul rolled his eyes. "Tord. He's my son." He smiled.

Edd and Tom were just in disbelief, Matt was just confused.

"Wait Wait Wait. Slow down." Everything went sort of silent. "Your saying. That commie is your son?!"

"My adopted son." Paul explained. "Patryck and I got him when he was about 7."

After a bit of explaining, things calmed down a bit.

"Okay but why does Tord act like he doesn't remember anything?" Edd asked.

Paul sighed, "After Tom shot him down, he was knocked out. Tord woke up and didn't remember anything from high school up."

"Pop!" Tord called, he spoke some Norwegian and hugged Paul.

"Good job Tord." Paul pet his head and Tord purred. "Well it was nice seeing you three again but we have to get going." The male waved goodbye, leaving the three in complete disbelief of everything.

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