Fandom Oneshots [Explained in 1st chapter]

He's Proud [Be More Chill]

Fandom: Be More Chill

AU: Canonverse(?)

Ship: Boyf Riends

Type: Shitpost, fluff

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Jeremy leaned back in his bean bag as Michael went upstairs to grab his Mt. Dew Red. Jeremy was feeling weak so he knew that his SQUIP was going to receive more power.

"Uuuuggggghhhh.." Jeremy groaned, he felt like he was sick.

"jeeerrrrEEEEEeeeemmMMMyyyyYy.." He could hear the familiar voice rang in his head.

Jeremy just shook his head. He felt a shock on his neck. "Don'T yOU think iTS RuDE to shake your head AT A guest?" The voice glitches immensely, it was almost decipherable.

"Ow. You aren't a guest SQUIP, your a supercomputer that I wish would just leave me alone." Jeremy lifted his arm and rubbed his neck.

Michael came back down the stairs and gave Jeremy the Mt. Dew. He opened the soda and brought it to his mouth, only to have his lips sealed together.

"Jeremy wait!" The SQUIP said panicked as his voice started to clear up.

"5 minutes. Go." Jeremy said aloud, he glared at the deformed Keanu Reeves.

"Thank you. But I just wanted to say, I'm proud of you." SQUIP said rushed.

"Great joke, now can I drink my Red?" Jeremy stared at the SQUIP.

"..Fine. If you won't take my words seriously.." He let Jeremy raise the liquid to his lips, he squeezed his eyes shut, ready for the pain of become more disfigured. His eyes shot back open once again as stopped Jeremy, again. "Wait! Jeremy. I have a solution to this!"

"Is it to reactivate you? Let you stay? Because the answer is no to both of those."

"No. I realized, in my database, if we are deactivated but do come back and our human has completed their goals, then they have to drink orange mountain dew to get rid of the pill so we can be reused!" A smile was held on his face and hope shinned in his pixelated eyes.

Jeremy sighed. "Michael do you have any Mountain Dew Orange?" Jeremy asked his boyfriend.

"Ya. I have all the different types of Mt Dew Jer. Why do you need it?"

"I wanna test something." Michael didn't question as he ran upstairs to attain the orange Mt Dew.

Jeremy waited until his boyfriend was outta sight, he looked at the SQUIP who had a happy look on himself. "So are you actually proud of me?" He asked.

"Of course Jeremy! You achieved your goals by getting with Christine to realized that your heart belongs to Michael, you became friends with all the popular kids, and you still have the ability to do all that you love to do!" The SQUIP listed, a bigger and proud smile was planted on him.

Jeremy said nothing as he stared in disbelief.

"My programming is to help improve your life, not take over the world. When I started to SQUIP the school and play cast, it was all a matter to help you achieve your goals. But! Doing so and being deactivated, I realize my mistake."

"Which was?" [Jeremy]

"Following your goals." [SQUIP]

"What does that even mean?!" [Jeremy]

"I should've pointed that you had no chance with Christine! I should've gotten you with Michael, because I had already linked with Rich's SQUIP, it would take the matter of Rich spreading good word about you, and in the process you get with Michael and become popular!"

Jeremy was speechless as he heard the footsteps of Michael charge down the stairs. "I have the Mt. Dew orange!" He gave it to Jeremy, who looked at the SQUIP one last time.

"Do it Jeremy. Drink it!" He commanded. Jeremy nodded and sipped the Mt. Dew.

He immediately regretted it and started to choke, he kept gasping for air as Michael helped Jeremy get whatever it was out of his throat. He coughed one last time as a gray oblong pill was forced out of his mouth, and the SQUIP was no where to be seen.

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End A/N: ALL OF THAT WAS 666 WORDS! minus this. Uuh should I make a part two with Rich doing it or naw? You guys tell me and someone, please someone. WORK UP THE GUTS AND REQUEST SOMETHING! SCREEEEEE-