Joke: Use Your Brains

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Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy.

A man went on a night out with his friends. The wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him.

At about 12 midnight the man comes back and knocks...the wife tells him, "Go back and sleep where came from!!!"

Judging by her tone of voice that her fury is about to overflow, the man answered coolly. "Relax I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms in my room. There are lots of women at the party!"

After a moment of silence, the wife opened the door and said. "You are not going anywhere. Come in here before I change my mind!"

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Geez 😅

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