1) I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
2) You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!
3) I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
4) Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
5) I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
6) You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
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