The government recently noticed that it had too many generals in the army and offered an early retirement bonus.They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring generals body between any two points he chose.
The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes 6 feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000. The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes 8 feet.
He walked away with a check $960,000. When the third general was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "from my index finger of the left foot to the thumb, thats it." The pension man said that would be fine but, "My God!" he said, "where is your thumb?!"
The general replied, "Back in Iraq!"
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