Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3

Story #2: The Commercial

*knock knock knock!*

"Someone get the door!" Jaiden yelled.

"Not it!" Nelson yelled.

"Fine! I'll get it!" Pamela decided.

Pamela opened the door to see a tall man wearing a suit.

"Can I help you?"

"Yes, do you have a... Nelson Meem?"

"Oh yeah, hold on. NELSON, GET YOUR FAT UNEVEN BUTT OVER HERE!"

Nelson ran over to the door to expect a bread delivery boy, but instead, he saw a super agent looking guy.

"Talk to me," Nelson said.

"Congratulations, Nelson Meem," he randomly said.

"What?! What I do?! I swear I didn't steal all the bread in Whole Foods!"

"Uh... you won the free commercial feature in our latest commercial from guessing how many jelly beans were in that jar at Whole Foods. You guessed the exact amount."

"Wow! That's so DANK!"

"Wow, how much was in there?" Pamela asked.

The man pulled out a piece of paper from his blazer pocket.

"Uh... 1,560,746."

"Dang, that must of been a big jar."

"It was," Nelson and the man said simultaneously.

"How'd you do it?" Pamela asked.

"I have 23 eyes," Nelson announced.

"23? Where do you keep the other 21?"

"In my mouth."

"Oh...."

"Anyway, when do I start?" Nelson asked.

"Right now!"

"Sweet! Tell Jaiden he smells like mold for me, Pam!"

Nelson jumped on the man's head.

"To the studio!"

The Studio~

"Wow! It looks just like what it did last night!" Nelson said in aw.

"You were here last night?"

"Yeah, I stole twelve of your cameras," Nelson said casually.

"I'm going to have to have those back," The man demanded, trying to keep in his anger.

"Sure, sure."

The man threw Nelson in a green room.

"Did someone spill all their lime soda in here or what!?"

"It's a green screen room," a woman explained through a microphone.

"Are you going to kill me?" Nelson asked, not a worry in his voice.

"Nope. Here's a script."

The woman threw a script through the door of the room.

Nelson picked it up.

"Am I supposed to say all this?" Nelson asked.