Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3

Story #6: The Snowman

"Jaiden, bring me to Chuck E. Cheese's!" Nelson demanded, sitting at the dining table.

"Do you want to be fat again?" Jaiden asked, wiping down the kitchen counter.

"I was never fat. Jaiden, I haven't been able to gain wait for years. You should know that it's a huge problem!"

"Calm down, I was kidding. How about you go build a snowman. It has been snowing for hours now, so you should have plenty of snow to build with," Jaiden explained, putting all the bread into a giant five-foot container.

"Alright. I'll make the DANKest snowman in the world!"

Nelson got up and opened the fridge.

"What are you doing?" Jaiden asked.

"Every snowman needs a nose, uncultured swine."

Nelson grabbed a carrot and fled to the outside.

I always loved the snow. The way it looks as it covers the giant parking lot. Too bad we lost our yard though. Ever since we got more and more residents in the apartments, they had to make more parking spots, which meant removing the already small yard to nothing.....

"Alright! Time to build a snowman on our parking lot!"

Nelson got to work. He rolled three even balls and put them on top of each other.

*thud*

It fell down.

"You have to make the bottom one bigger than the other two!" Old Man Terry yelled from his balcony.

"Of course!" Nelson yelled.

Nelson grabbed more snow and rolled a bigger ball.

*thud*

It fell over again.

"Ah! I'm losing my patients."

As Nelson was beating his snowman to death, a random passing stranger yelled,

"You have to make the middle one bigger. Smaller than the bottom, bigger than the top. It's only science."

"Yes!" Nelson screamed.

Nelson got more snow and rolled another medium-sized ball.

"Now to stack them. If it falls, I will literally have a seizure."

Nelson stacked the snow boulders.

Nelson carefully stepped back, hands up like he just stole $5,000,000 dollars and he just got surrounded by the police after fifteen days of getting chased in the State of Ohio.

"Yes!" Nelson cheered.

It stayed!

"Now for the nose!"

Nelson stuck the carrot right in its face just like he did when he was desperately trying to unlock his door whilst thirty lions were running up the stairs from a local breakout from the Zoo.

Nelson thought something was missing.

"Oh, the eyes!"

Instead of Nelson grabbing something simple for the eyes like gravel or rocks, Nelson grabbed two wine glasses.

"It's not a party without wine," Nelson explained to himself, sticking the glasses into the snowman head.

"It's beautiful!" Nelson said in aw.

As Nelson stared it for several minutes, he realized something wasn't right.

"I'm scrapping this design."