"Hey, Nelson," Pamela called from the kitchen table.
"Yeah?" Nelson asked, watching Bachelorette on the TV.
"Remember when you told me four hours ago that you were bored and I told you to go suck an egg?"
"Remember it like it was yesterday," Nelson replied.
"Well, I was thinking I could take you to the park to get your mind off of your break-up."
Nelson sighed.
"I was bored four hours ago. I'm not anymore. Besides..... I am over my break-up, I didn't even like her..."
Pamela saw Nelson secretly wipe a tear off with a couch pillow.
"Come on, Nellycon."
"No. Stop asking me, lallygag."
Pamela was about to give up and go watch some Bachelorette of her own, but she suddenly thought of an idea.
"Come on Jessica, pick Mr. Mike!" Nelson demanded, now standing on the couch.
"Hey Nelson, if you come, I'll convince Jaiden to bring your six loaves a day rule up a few loaves."
Nelson almost gave himself whiplash.
"I'll do it!" Nelson decided.
"Alright," Pamela said, "let's do this."
*crash!*
Nelson kicked the front door down.
"And that wasn't necessary," Pamela told Nelson.
"Exercise, Pam! Exercise!"
Nelson was getting pumped up.
"Ooo! Pam, I think I'm gaining power!" Nelson explained, getting into her sports car, looking at his paws like he just shot out a giant laser out of them.
"Nelson, that's what you call 'getting excited'."
"Whoa! I like that word! It sounds like bread!"
"No it doesn't-"
"To the park!" Nelson interrupted.
Five Minutes Later~
"Nelson, we have arrived," Pamela announced.
Nelson threw his phone out the window.
"Nelson!" Pamela yelled in outrage.
"Won't need that thing anymore!" Nelson informed, again looking at his paws.
"Get out of the car."
The two of them exited the car, and went to a giant wooden park.
"This place looks like that one box castle I made when I was an infant," Nelson explained.
"I'm not even surprised you could do that so young."
As Nelson and Pamela walked into the park, Nelson started to notice midgets.
"Pamela, did you take me to a Midget Nursing Home?!" Nelson asked, getting ready to put some people asleep if they came close to him.
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Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3
Humor*#5 on childrensbook 9/8/18* (COMPLETED STORY) Nelson and company are back at it again with 16 MORE DANK adventures to enjoy! With these new stories, Nelson will discover new friends and enemies, some stories even life-changing! Find out what Nelson...
