Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3

Story #12: The Laser Tag Match

"Nelson, enough is enough!" Patrisha yelled.

"And two plus two is four," Nelson added.

"What? Child, you've been hanging out with that little lady friend every day for weeks! You and I haven't had us time in forever!"

"Maybe I'd rather hang out with my not creepy 'little lady friend', than my creepy fairy godmother that takes pictures of me when I sleep," Nelson explained.

"It's for a documentary!" Patrisha explained.

"Mmhm..."

"I'm putting my slipper down. You will come with me to a little fairy laser tag. No lady friend included."

Nelson picked up the TV remote to throw at Patrisha, but she transformed it into a heart-shaped pillow.

*thud*

"Oh, why thank you, sweetheart."

"I'm not going with you, Patrisha," Nelson decided.

"I'm going to make Jaiden make you."

"Go ahead, because no one is going to make me go to a stupid little girls laser tag."

"Jaid-!"

"Okay, okay!" Nelson gave in, "I'll go."

Patrisha put her tiny hand onto Nelson's fragile ear.

"Ow, Patrisha-"

*poof!*

And they were gone.

*poof!*

"We're here!" Patrisha announced.

Nelson looked at the giant black laser tag building.

"Whoa!"

Nelson and Patrisha went inside to see a bunch of fairies standing by a door. The door said "Laser Tag".

"You scared?" Patrisha asked, grinning.

Nelson scoffed.

"O-Of course not!"

"Mmmhhhmmmm."

Patrisha and Nelson headed into the area where one of the employees showed you how to play.

The employee had huge bags under his eyes, so he must not have gotten a lot of sleep.

Before he spoke, Nelson asked,

"Yo homie, you good?"

The employee blinked, but only one eye would shut at a time.

"Yeah, you?"

"I'm doing great, but I'm actually not. I have a huge list of problems I wish I could get rid of, but I can't explain to you all the them right now. It would take a few days. So yeah, I'm great," Nelson explained.

The employee nearly fell over from falling asleep standing.

"Baby, go take a nap!" Patrisha demanded.

"Alright, you teach them."

The employee walked out of the room with a pillow that he found in a backpack someone was wearing.