Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3

Story #15: The Picnic

"Heck, yeah!" Nelson yelled as he took out two loaves of bread out of the cupboard.

"What's up, Nellycon?" Pamela asked, leaning against the door frame eating a slice of bread.

"I'm the best boyfriend anyone could ask for!"

Pamela finished her bread, and put her arm around Nelson's shoulder.

"Alright, read the texts," Pamela said.

Nelson put on his grandma lookin' reading glasses, and read the text aloud.

"Hey, Amburito. How's it going?" Nelson said.

"Then she said, 'I'm fine. I'm just bored.' Then she did a winking face. I didn't know what it meant, so I said, 'Me too.' right? So smooth!"

"You idiot! You never say that to a girl!"

Pamela ripped his phone away to keep reading what they said.

"She said, 'the park is beautiful today.' Nelson, you're dumb."

"Why?"

"Because clearly she wanted you to ask her on a picnic, but all you said was, 'yeah'."

"Chief, what's the problem?"

"ASK YOUR STINKING GIRLFRIEND ON A PICNIC, YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A GENTLEMAN!"

Just then, Jaiden walked into the kitchen.

"You aren't talking about me, are you?" Jaiden asked.

"Read what cat texted over here."

Pamela handed Jaiden Nelson's phone.

After he finished reading, Jaiden smiled.

"My man."

Nelson and Jaiden fist bumped.

"What!?" Pamela yelled in outrage.

"What?" Nelson and Jaiden said in unison.

"You both are idiots. I need a girl. Patrisha, come here!"

Mint green sparkles gathered in the middle of the kitchen.

The sparkles started to spiral faster and faster. It went so fast that you couldn't even make out what it was.

*flash!*

Patrisha appeared.

"Trying out some new entrances. What's up, Y'all?" Patrisha asked.

"Read," Pamela demanded.

Pamela snatched the phone from Jaiden, and handed Nelson's phone to Patrisha.

After Patrisha finished, she smiled.

"Oooo! Big man!"

"Yeah!" Nelson, Jaiden, and Patrisha cheered, fist bumping.

"You too, Patrisha!?"