They told me I was going to move in with a Jaiden Tibbs and a Nelson Meem.
Nelson was continuing to write his second book, Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 2 when Pamela knocked on his bedroom door.
*knock knock knock*
"I'm writing!" Nelson yelled.
"Get out here, we uhhh.... need you," Pamela explained.
Nelson sighed, and got up from the chair.
"Can't leave my room without my lucky mold," Nelson said, picking up a moldy piece of bread in a glass container, sticking it into his pocket.
Nelson walked out of his room to see it was completely dark.
"Bum bum bum..."
"What the stick?"
"Bum bum bum..."
"Who's saying that!?" Nelson yelled.
LED lights slowly turned on both sides of him, revealing a path.
"Ahem! Nelson, come closer...." demanded a feminine voice.
"Pamela, is that you?" Nelson asked, walking closer to the voices.
"-Uh!... no! B-but that is a very fine name. S-she is probably a really great person."
Okay..... I guess we have some burglars today...I thought I scared them away when I shot that one fat guy in the leg with my tranquillizer... Just kidding.... it's obviously my three fellas doing a goof.
Nelson finally reached where the voices are.
"What's up?" Nelson asked.
Nelson saw a figure emerge from the shadows.
"Yikes, Jaiden," Nelson said sarcastically.
Nelson noticed two more figures emerging. One was floating, which was probably Patrisha.
"You guys too? Man, what are you guys up to?"
Suddenly, as Nelson was about to pull off the ridiculous black clothing form his stupid roommates, a voice yelled from the outside.
"Nelson, are you coming!?" Yelled Pamela.
Nelson nearly collapsed. These weren't his three roommates....they weren't lying when they said they weren't them...
maybe I should listen to people for once....I would have two cows if I listened to that Farmer who told me if I gave him two sunflower seeds, I'd get two free cows...
As Nelson thought that very thought, another familiar figure emerged from shadows.
"Another DANK cat!?" Nelson exclaimed.
The cat did a smooth moonwalk.
"I'm better!"
*crash!*
The door slammed to the floor.
Everyone looked over to see Jaiden, Pamela, and Patrisha standing under the arch.
When Nelson looked back at the mysterious figures, they were gone.
"What!?"
"Nelson, let's go!"
Nelson was about to kick a hole in the wall to sleep in forever more, but Jaiden came in and tackled him.
"Nelson, we told you to go outside! You missed the ice cream truck!" Jaiden explained.
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Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3
Humor*#5 on childrensbook 9/8/18* (COMPLETED STORY) Nelson and company are back at it again with 16 MORE DANK adventures to enjoy! With these new stories, Nelson will discover new friends and enemies, some stories even life-changing! Find out what Nelson...
