Story #11: The Dating Website - Part II

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Go read Part I before you read this! It won't make sense if you don't! Enjoy!

"How's this one?" Nelson asked, holding a tiny suit with a hole in the butt of the pants.

"I didn't even approve and you already cut a hole for your tail!?"

"I felt lucky, I guess."

"Whatever, looks good. Does it fit you?"

"Yeah, I think so."

"Go try it out. Let me see," Pamela said.

Nelson nodded and went into the dressing room.

20 Minutes Later~

As Pamela finished yet another magazine, Nelson finally got out.

"What do you think?" Nelson asked, as he did a smooth 360• turn.

"Wow! It looks great!" Pamela exclaimed.

"Great! What's next?"

"Wait..."

"Wait!?"..."

"Just wait....."

"Oh. I thought you did more stuff to prepare a date made in heaven."

"Nope. Just wait..."

Nelson and Pamela sat there in a chill awkward silence. Pamela was so chill, that she was falling asleep.

"Pamela!" Nelson yelled, waking up Pamela.

"Wha-what! I'm awake!"

"Let's get some grub!"

Nelson and Pamela ran out of the store, and headed to their favorite restaurant.

As Nelson and Pamela discussed their favorite kinds of bread on Sunday evenings, a waiter came to take their orders.

"May I take your order?" The waiter asked Pamela.

"Yup. Can I get the French Toast Special?"

The waiter wrote something down on his small notebook, probably her order......that, or flaws about her.

"Okay. How about you?" The waiter asked Nelson.

No one has ever comprehended his large and complicated order, so Nelson was prepared to be more clear.

Nelson locked eyes with him.

"Alright, listen here, buckaroo. I would like five stacks of six of French toast, three glasses filled three-quarters of Pink Lemonade, three fries, ONE HAS to be bitten, if not, it would not only be awkward for me, but for you!"

"Is that it?" The waiter asked, clearly taking it has a challenge.

"You have all that down?" Nelson asked.

The waiter showed Nelson the notebook.

*gasp!*

Nelson felt the Anime gasp leave his body. It was all there! Every word, every detail! He's good....no, he's incredible!

Nelson handed back his notebook, and he cracked his toes.

"I'm not done. I want 4 X 9.5 litres of Pink Lemonade for the lad, and 252 1/2 straws!" Nelson demanded.

Not even a sweat!

"Anything else?"

Nelson ripped the notebook from him.

38 litres of Pink Lemonade for the-! Hold on! He already did the math!..... desperate times come for desperate measures!

"Yes," Nelson replied, "I would like a Mmmmmmbamsmndjsksm... you got that?"

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