Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3

Story #4: The Billboards

"Attention, Razville!" The mayor yelled over the crowd.

Nelson, Jaiden, and Pamela were standing in the back of the crowd. Recently, Razville lost power, and you know how people act when there's no power. It's been out for almost a month, so you know how mad these people are.

"Give us our power! I haven't been able to toast my bread in weeks!" Nelson protested, holding up a protesting sign that said, "Bread or Dead!".

"Nelson, you really think he can hear you? We're way back here, and he already is being trampled by other people's angry complaints," Jaiden explained, sipping his lemonade.

"Well, if he doesn't start listening to me, I will threaten his family!"

"Nelson!" Pamela yelled in astonishment.

"It'll just be a three-year-long prank war. Except I'll be the only one pranking," Nelson explained, stealing someone's notebook to write this all down, "better start with the ideas..."

Jaiden took the notebook from Nelson, and gave it back to the man.

"Jaiden, you're on my list."

*crash!*

Suddenly, the electricity turned on, making a loud crash!

"Yay!" Everyone cheered.

"I have my life back!" Nelson cheered.

"You're welcome Razville, but in order to get your happiness back, we have decided to let six of you design your own billboard, and put it anywhere you want in Razville! It can be an advertisement or even an artist masterpiece, I don't care! There are no rules!"

Nelson knocked Jaiden out with a swift punch of excitement.

"Jaiden, are you okay!?" Pamela asked, getting on her knees to aid him.

That was a bad move. If you know Nelson, he will put the most offensive and inappropriate billboard ever made.

"You are probably wondering how to be one of the six? Well, we are holding a contest! The top six win!"

Everyone cheered.

Nelson found a flare gun and shot it into the sky.

*bang!*

"Wahoo!" Nelson cheered, some people screamed.

"The contest is held behind this stage! You will be doing three challenges! The first, you will play Hungry Hungry Hippos! Second, you will compete to win in Hunger Games on Minecraft! Last, you will play a game of Monopoly! We will further explain these when the time comes!"

Everyone cheered.

Nelson was now fist fighting a homeless man because Nelson accidentally spilled his potato salad.

"Everyone get to a Hungry Hungry Hippos stadium located in the back to play!" The Mayor explained.

Not everyone competed in this contest, including Jaiden and Pamela, but Nelson did. He was fired up. He will come out on top!

"Get ready to lose, lonely logs!" Nelson screamed, riding on top of an electric wheelchair an old lady was driving.

Nelson walked up to the first Hungry Hungry Hippo stadium. He had two nerds and an emo girl as his competition.

Nelson felt his heart beating faster than it did when he forgot to empty the dishwasher when Jaiden got home from a convention.

"Go!" The Mayor yelled.