Mum: Now do you want anything?
Me: CAKE!
Mum: Well why don't we get it together?
[at the store]
Me: Mum, you lied! You said there was gonna be Cake!
Mum: What are you talking about? They're right here!
Me: NOT THAT CAKE!
Mum: Well theres a variety...
Me: No Mum, you don't understand...
