Imagine Ashton showing Michael how to dance because Michael asked you out to homecoming.
Ashton: Michael you gotta hold her close so she feels the love vibes
Michael: But if I hold her too close she'll feel my hard
Ashton: *facepalm* Lets try again mate. Now I'll be Y/N *high pitched voice* oh my gawd mikey-poo-bear you're so amazing at dancing
Michael: *sexy deep Australian voice* well you should also know I'm very amazing in the bed too
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crying because I didn't plan to actually write all this
