Scenario 1: Luke
Me: *runs up to Luke* hey can I take a quick picture with you?
Luke: sure thing *crouches down because I'm a shortie*
Me: *videos instead* HEY GUYS! this is my amazing boyfriend Luke *kisses his cheek*
Luke: what the? what? no I'm not her boy-
Me: -well he just woke up with amnesia and we all know what amnesia does right?
Luke: she's just kidding! we aren't dating
Me: *goes close to camera and whispers* we are...OKAY BYE GUYS *posts video*
Luke: I hate you
Me: oh I know
Scenario 2: Ashton
Me: HELLO
Ash: Hey
Me: HELLO
Ash: Umm hey?
Me: HELLO
Ash: what's wrong with you?
Me: DO YOU LIKE MY ACCENT? I JUST RELOCATED FROM NEW YORK! I DRIVE MINI VAN JUST SAYIN!
Ash: *walks away*
Scenario 3: Michael
Me: HEY CAN YOU PLEASE SIGN THIS?
Michael: sure *signs without reading*
Me: THANK YOU! *runs away*
Michael: oh wait. Hey, was that an adoption form? oh shit.
Scenario 4: Calum
Me: *gives my number to him* here just in case you'd like to wake me up on a Sunday!
Cal: Ummm
Me: *turns on headlights, hugs Calum right and turns on the radio loudly*
Cal: what the fluck? you know, I'm just going to umm... go.
Me: WOULD YOU LIKE TO KISS ME KISS ME KISS ME? *gets all up in his face*
Cal: why do I always end up with the weird ones?
