[ this one has 2 jokes to make it 2x better ]
Ashton brought the fetus hair back. Rejoice children.
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if 5sos ever found their children smoking not smiling weed
Ashton: YOU FUCKING IDIOT. (AN: Sorry for cussing babes) YOU EVER SMOKE THIS SHIT AGAIN, I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. DONT YOU EVER DO IT AGAIN. HEAR ME?!
Calum: *shrugs* your mother told me to fuss at you so yah. don't ever do it again. its bad.
Michael: *laughs at children* do whatever you want. I don't care anymore
Luke: well...umm...i don't wanna be mean..umm...dont do it..go stand in the corner..
