||guide to being a fake fan for dummies||
1. She Looks So Perfect Or Amnesia has to be your FAVORITE song. IT ABSOLUTELY MUST BE YOUR FAV SONG GURL
2. Luke must be your favorite. ONLY LUKE NO OTHER
3. You MUST pronounce Calum as "kay-lum or column"
4. You must think Calum is Asian. (he isn't hint hint)
5. Talk about LUKE and LUKE only,
6. Wear their band tees and go to their concerts (pretty much act like acacia brinley)
7. Say 5 Es oh Es instead of 5sauce
8. You must say irwin like "I-win"
9. you shan't know the existence of their fetus songs
10. You mustn't know what Keek is
11. follow Luke on every social media and mute, block and shade all the other guys on social media
12. Ask why it's called 5 seconds of summer when there's only 4 members
WITH THESE STEPS YOU'LL BE A PROFESSIONAL FAKE FAN😃👍
[ so sorry if I offended anyone in this chapter. if I have, tell me and I'll take it down immediately. I promise ]
