person: hey I've noticed that you like 5 months of summer. can you tell me the difference between them and one dickrection?
me: *jaw drops* *holds onto pen trying not to strangle anyone* first of all, it's 5 seconds of summer and one direction. *clenches onto near by chair* you know what, why don't you just tell me the difference between boobs and dicks, enh?
*gets up and walks away*
Guys I swear this happened yesterday in gym. like, excuse me but you don't make fun of my bands. one direction is an amazing band which I still love and 5 seconds of summer is a band whom I also love.
