I feel like if 5sos would get to make their own band merchandise, which they do, I feel like that they would make like, plastic bananas, a stuffed penguin but says "Clifford" on it instead, band tees that has a picture of Calum and says "I'm not Asian" a band tee that has 5 sauces, like, ketchup, mustard, honey mustard, mayo and bbq sauce and then id say "I like 5 sauce" booty shorts with the words "Sexy" entitled to it, glasses but on the lenses there's faded picture of them, a phone case where they're all shirtless, (like who wouldn't buy that) toilet paper and on the packaging it says "softer your ass is, the more easier it is to squeeze" and some 5sos shoes with just Luke's face on it and says "Hemmo"
Do you guys have any ideas? If you do, put it in the comments👍
