Poprocks & Coke (a JFK / Lee Harvey Oswald Fanfic)

36: Obsessed With the Car

February 15th 1980

HARVEY'S P.O.V

Just today, LJ brought back a ugly looking red 1950's car that he bought off of some guy the other day. And you must be wondering where his scrap heap's sitting now? Yep, that's right in the driveway *sigh* I wish there was some way to get him to move it, but he's being a little whiny bitch lately. I'm not looking forward to when he gets into trouble for bringing back some random car he found just lying in someone's front yard for god knows how long, from what I've heard about his shitty car is that the guy who owned that piece of shit died in it; that's nice isn't it? (Note my sarcasm) and yet this dipshit, who by the way happened to be his brother sells this car to a 16 year old kid, just because 'He wanted to get rid of it', I mean there is something seriously wrong with that guy!. John and I have asked why he bought the car in the first place, and all we get is, "I've been wanting to get a vintage car for ages," I mean, what the hell? Why don't you just go down to the local dealership and buy a car that is modern and not one that is over two decades old for god's sake!. I think that's my rant over now, thankfully. An old 50s car? Why, LJ why? Man, you seriously need help pronto!. Oh, and another thing! He's become obsessed with the four wheeled heap of junk, and I mean my version of obsessed because of my ASD obviously, now I'm starting to ponder on the idea of; if he's becoming obsessed with his literal rust bucket or if this ghost car is obsessed with him?. I guess I'll have to find out myself once the little asshole comes home from school later on today.

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*All rights go to: John Carpenter and Alan Howarth
Written by: John Carpenter and Alan Howarth*