019 - finding taey

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Bunch of idioTS
namjoon, seokjin, hoseok and 4 others

seokjin
kim taehyung
where the fuck are you
who in the right mind would barge out the dorm while we're all blocking you

namjoon
ü punk
i was asking you something

jimin
taetae seriously
where are u

taehyung
i came out to buy groceries

hoseok
sUDDENLY???
did u
SUCCEED
in tricking us?

jungkook
hyungs calm down
pretty sure taehyung is somewhere safe

yoongi
yeah guys
give the man some air
anyways joon
what were u asking earlier?
i mean before taehyung went out
boy in luv? so suddenly?
why?

namjoon
well you guys
i was busy writing songs
on the floor
beside my bed
just because
when i saw taehyung enter the room
with a bEAM on his face
and talking to someone on his phone

hoseok
ooooooooo

namjoon
he was doing aegyo
i wanted to cover my ears
bUT Y'ALL I GOT A SCOOP
she's definitely from a girl group

yoongi
hOW DID YOU KNOW

namjoon
he kind of went like
'did your members know?' or whatever
and he was so mushy while talking
i wasn't even sure if this is really taehyung

taehyung
hyung
i'm literally here

namjoon
no you're noT
bangtan is LITERALLY here
with me
in the living room
anyways
h
e was like
"

you're making my heart flutter"
and like
"no, you're worth it"

jimin
uh oh
is taEHYUNG IN LOVE
TELL US WHO'S THE GIRL???

namjoon
you're sneaky enough
you didn't even mention her name
👀

yoongi
fishy

taehyung
a reason why i ran away
i ain't gonna reveal who the girl is
get your own girlfriends

taehyung logged out

hoseok
he sAID GIRLFRIEND
SEOLMA

namjoon
happy tears
for our taehyung
:''''')

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Asses
jungkook, seokjin, jimin and taehyung

seokjin changes the group name from Asses to Task Force: Taennie

seokjin
no one reacts indifferently
act genuine that you're surprised
or don't react at all
araseo?

jimin
jin eomma strikes

seokjin
also kim taehyung where tf are u

jungkook
he logged out, hyung

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