"On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my friend was looking around and picked up a dress when a woman at the counter started screaming,”Put that down, that’s mine!” The sister of my friend looked up, looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and replied, “Excuse me. You are NOT small’”
“Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just born.”
"When I saw friend I haven’t seen in a long time, she told me, “Grabe, lalo ka pang tumaba!” So I told her, “Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!”
“Maliban sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mo?”
“Tuwing nakikita kita, gusto ko mag-sorry sa eyes ko.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be bitchy. It’s an involuntary reaction whenever I encounter ugly people.”
Bading: (envying a girl na crush ng crush nya) “Isang butas lang ang lamang mo sa kin!”
I was staring at an ugly bystander in their street. The ugly guy snapped, “Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?” I snapped back, “Eh bakit ang sama mo tignan?”
A friend once told me, “Ang ganda mo!” I answered: “Thank you, sana ikaw rin…”
“Kung lahat ng tao galing sa unggoy, bakit ikaw, mukha kang kabayo?”
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