The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1

Chapter 6

After about an hour of sitting in the train, Daniel finally broke the silence. "This train is too small for my dragon body!" Jason retorted, "We're all like the same size dumba*s, if anything, your d*ck is too small!" Brian snickered while Dylan laughed and repeated the words "Small d*ck!" to Daniel while pointing at him. Daniel then replied, "Shut up you b*tch a*s motherf*cker, bi*tch I'm gonna f*cking chop your fat a*s off and f*cking shove it down your motherf*cking throat you motherf*cking c*nt a*s b*tch!" Jason replied, "How rude." Jason needed to go to the bathroom. "I have to poop," he said. "No one cares," replied Megan. "Shut up!! Deal with it!!" shouted Jason. "Guys, let's not fight, we already went through enough trouble!" cried Brian. "Fight!" shouted Dylan. Jason got up and went from car to car, he went to the very back of the train where the bathroom was. There was a line of animals waiting. In front of him stood a large, blubbery hippo. Jason could not help but stare at her butt because of the perverted creature he was. "What you looking at?!?!" the hippo asked sassily. "Nothing! Gosh! Not my problem! Deal with it!" replied Jason. The hippo was shocked, her face started turning a bright, tomato red. She took a deep breath and started counting to ten. That didn't calm her so she just kicked Jason in the nuts. Jason fell to the ground, screaming and moaning and making much more noise than he needed to. The hippo then went into the bathroom. After about 45 minutes, the hippo came out and gave Jason the stink eye as she walked by. Jason went in and almost passed out. The stench was unbearable. The hippo didn't even have the decency to flush the toilet. Jason sat on the toilet and started his business. When he was done, he saw that the hippo had used all the toilet paper and there was none left. Jason sighed. The line to the bathroom was getting longer and longer and the animals were getting angry. "Get outta there!" shouted a llama. "I need to go!!" shouted an elephant. Jason did not know what to do. He decided he had to do what he had to do and he used his paw. Jason washed his paws then left the bathroom.