The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1

Chapter 18

"It's been like 30 minutes, is Michael still lecturing Dylan?" Brian asked. "I REALLY DON'T CARE! DEAL WITH IT!!" replied Jason. "WHAT THE HELL! BOY YOU KEEP CALLING EVERYONE RUDE WHEN YOU ARE THE RUDEST ONE HERE!" shouted Brian angrily. "How RUDE!!!!!!!" shouted Jason. Daniel got up and looked behind the bushes. "THEY'RE GONE!!!!!" cried Daniel. "WHAT?!?!" shouted Dustin. Everyone stopped eating and got up and looked behind the bushes. "They are gone!!!" cried Megan. The stoopids ran back and picked up their piranha launchers. "They must've been kidnapped by the DUMB! Squirrels must be nearby," said Dustin. Suddenly, groups of squirrels came out of nowhere and started clawing and scratching at the stoopids, they had acorn launchers and they were launching acorns everywhere. "FIRE!!!!!!!!" shouted Daniel. The stoopids started firing piranhas randomly everywhere. "EAT FISH YOU FLUFFY NUTBALLS!!!!!" shouted Horny. Horny managed to take down about 10 squirrels with her 3 piranhas. Brian was struggling, squirrels were firing acorns at him and he wasn't very good with the piranha launcher. "AHHHHH!!!!!!! I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!" He flew up high into the sky and attempted to fly away. A squirrel launched one acorn at him. "AHHHH!!!!!!" cried Brian. He flew and flew but the acorn just magically followed him. "NOOO!!!!!" cried Brian. Brian flew faster and faster but the acorn just magically followed him wherever he went and it went faster and faster. Brian looked back and saw the acorn still chasing him, he was too worried about the acorn that he didn't realize that there was an airplane flying towards him. The airplane crashed into Brian and he fell back to the ground. As Brian came back towards the ground, he found many dead squirrels lying on the ground. There was blood and squirrel guts everywhere. The stoopids was exhausted. Benny the bull came on the walkie talkies for count. The stoopids told him that Michael and Dylan were missing. Benny sighed, there were also missing and dead animals from other groups. Suddenly, the stoopids heard a rustling in the distance, a squirrel had survived! The squirrel got up and attempted to run away. Instead of killing the squirrel, the stoopids had a plan. Daniel flew up to the squirrel and snatched it. They tied the scared squirrel down to the ground. "WHERE ARE ALL THE KIDNAPPED ANIMALS!" shouted Megan. "I DON'T KNOW!" replied the squirrel. The squirrel was squirming and panicking. "YES YOU DO!" shouted Megan, "STEP ASIDE EVERYONE!" Megan picked up a sharp branch and pressed it against the squirrel's belly. "TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE OR YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!!!!!" The squirrel screamed, "OKAY OKAY! THEY ARE IN A BIG BUILDING LABELED 'KIDNAPPED ANIMALS'! IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE!" The stoopids turned their heads to the right and about two feet away from them was a huge building with big letters written on it that said, 'KIDNAPPED ANIMALS'. "Ohhhhh," the stoopids said in unison. "Lets go get our friends!" shouted Daniel. "YEAH!" the rest of them shouted. They all quickly ran towards the building leaving the squirrel tied up. "Um, you guys! A little help!" the squirrel shouted. The stoopids just ignored him and kept on running.