Jason returned to the car, all of his friends stared at him. "What took you so long?!" asked Megan. "You missed my performance!" shouted Michael. "You poop too much! Haha!" exclaimed Daniel stupidly. Dylan laughed hysterically and kept on shouting "YOU STINKY!" By the time Jason sat down, all the animals smelt it. "Eww! You smell like poop!" they all shouted. "What happened?" asked Brian. "NOTHING! GOSH! NOT MY PROBLEM! DEAL WITH IT!" he responded. Suddenly, the hippo that took too long in the bathroom came up to their seats. "SCOOT OVER!" she shouted at Megan. "Why don't you scoot over?!?!" Megan responded. The hippo looked at Jason. "Y'all friends with this muthaf*cker?!" she asked. Jason looked at her, "SHUT UP! YOU'RE FAT!" he shouted. The hippo's face turned into a bright, tomato red. Dustin got up and stopped her before she could tackle Jason and hit his nuts some more. Brian let the hippo sit next to him and started to calm her. "Why are you here?" asked Dustin. "MY HUSBAND BEING A HO!" she answered. The hippo smelled like rotting poop but no one dared to tell her. "YOU THERE!" she pointed at Michael. "I HEARD YOU SINGING!" "Did you like it?" asked Michael. "I LOVED IT! I REALLY NEEDED THAT TWERK SESSION!" she answered. Megan kept giving the hippo dirty looks. "WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT STRING CHEESE?!?!?!" asked the hippo. "String cheese?!?!? STRING CHEESE!" replied Megan. "I'll have you know that out of everyone here, I'm the bravest! I got the most badges when I was in the girl scouts and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah." The hippo just shut up after she was done, she didn't want to get her started again. Brian politely asked, "What's your name?" The hippo responded, "MY NAME IS HORNITA BUT YOU CAN CALL ME HORNY!" Daniel couldn't help but chuckle. "DO YOU AND YOUR SMALL D*CK GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME BOY?!?!" asked Horny. Daniel just shook his head. The stoopids was very uncomfortable with Horny, but they didn't know how to ask her to leave.
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The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1
HumorIn an alternate world where humans never existed, animals are tame and they run the planet. A ferocious storm turns lives upside down, and it leads a group of friends to cross lines they never thought they would cross.
