The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1

Chapter 20

Jason kept walking, he didn't care about anyone or anything. He just kept on walking. He didn't even know where he was going, he just kept walking. Suddenly he felt like he was being watched. He looked behind him but he saw nothing. He kept walking. Meanwhile, the animals were all cheering because Horny had just crushed ten squirrels. "YOU GO GURL!" shouted Carina. "YAAAY!" shouted Dylan. "Would you like to go on a date with me to celebrate?" Grace asked Dylan. Dylan didn't know what that meant but he still said yes. "OOOH! We can go help!!" shouted Carina to Michael. Michael, Carina, Grace, and Dylan ran back into the building they were once trapped in. They went inside and set up a table, Michael started to prepare food. Carina took Grace to one side of the room to get her into a fancy dress. Michael finished preparing the food and took Dylan to the other side of the room to help him into his tux. Dylan stared at himself in the mirror of the dark room. "Michael!! Why am I black???" Michael didn't have time for his nonsense, he wanted to write a new song about forbidden love. He said to Dylan in a bored tone, "Dylan you're not black. You just look black because it's dark in here." Dylan persisted, "I'M BLACK!" Dylan kept screaming about his transformation into a black duck. "Does this dress make me look like I have diabetes?" Grace asked Carina in a genuinely worried tone. "Yes" Carina said, "Now go get that handsome duck boy!" And with that, Carina shoved Grace off towards Dylan. Michael saw that Grace was coming and he warned Dylan, "Hey your date's on her way." Dylan didn't answer and Michael stopped writing the song and looked over at Dylan. Dylan was lying on the floor sobbing. Whimpering "I'm black....I'm black...." over and over again. Michael groaned and went over to Dylan and pulled him up. "Dylan. Yes you are black. Black ducks are the best ducks. Only the greatest ducks turn black." Dylan stopped crying and looked up at Michael. "BLACK!" he shouted. "Whatever. Now I gotta go write a song so go have fun with your date." Michael walked away and left Dylan alone. Grace walked to Dylan and said, "Hey big boy" in a flirty tone. Dylan said proudly, "I'm BLACK!!" Grace responded, "Mmmmmm that's just the way I like my ducks!" Dylan didn't get it so he just said "I'm BLACK!!" again. They made their way over to the table for two. It had food that Michael prepared on it. Sandwich sandwiches, literally just 3 layers of bread. They started eating and Dylan looked at Grade and noticed her diabetes look. He asked her, "YOU WEIGH MILLION POUNDS?" Grace gasped and responded,"DYLAN THATS SO RUDE!" Dylan said, "RUDE?" Grace groaned and told Dylan to forget about it. On the other side of the room Carina was helping Michael with his song. They were harmonizing and bobbing their heads together. Grace saw this and got jealous. She wanted to have fun too. Grace got up and offered her hand to Dylan. "Let's boogie" she said. Dylan got up and said "Okay!" He put his duck feather in his nose and pulled it out and a booger was on the tip of his feather. He put it in Grace's paw. "EEEEEEEWWWW!!" Grace shrieked as she wiped the booger off her paw. She yelled at him, "Why did you do that????" Dylan said "BOOGER!" "NO!!", Grace threw her arms in the air in frustration. "I said BOOGIE! Not booger! BOOGIE! You know, dance??" Dylan responded, "Ooooh I get it!!" Dylan picked his nose again and pulled out a booger and started dancing with the booger on his feather. "Like this, right??" Dylan asked. Grace was done. She stormed away from Dylan. Dylan panicked and ran after Grace and yelled "COME BACK! Grace! Let's BOOGER!!" This made Grade run faster. Dylan caught up to Grace and tackled her. "DON'T RUN AWAY! WE DATING!" "Get OFF OF ME!! We are not dating!!" Grace cried. They kept yelling and squirming. Horny entered," WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON IN HERE??" Dylan got up and yelled "BOOGER!" "YALL NEED TO LEARN SOME RESPECT! COME OVER HERE!" Horny shouted. The both of them didn't move. "DIABETIC GUINEA PIG AND BLACK DUCK BOY COME WITH ME NOW!!!!" she said in her meanest and sassiest voice. Immediately, Grace and Dylan got up and followed her.