The stoopids was very uncomfortable. They awkwardly sat in silence while Horny stared at and judged everyone. Suddenly, Horny's husband came bursting through the door. "BABY! I'M SORRY!" he shouted. "GET YOUR FAT STANKY CRUSTY BOOTY OUTTA HERE!" shouted Horny. "Woah woah! Have a seat!" said Dustin. Dustin scooted over to let the male hippo sit next to him. He smelled bad but not as bad as Horny. Brian asked, "What's the matter? What are you two fighting about?" "HIS FAT STINKY BUTT ATE ALL MY BREAD!!!! ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed. Dylan covered his ears, "TOO LOUD!!!" he cried. "I CAN BE AS LOUD AS I WANT YOU DUMB DUCK!" Horny shouted. "BABY YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!" Horny's husband said. "SHUT THE F*CK UP HENRY!" screamed Horny. "ENOUGH!!!" cried Megan, "YOU TWO NEED TO GET OVER IT!!" The couple continued to scream at each other. Michael had an idea. He got up and started to sing You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift. The couple stopped screaming and they listened. They really felt the lyrics. They looked at each other then started making out right in front of the stoopids. "EEWWW! BLEH!" cried Daniel. Jason couldn't take it anymore, "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed. The couple didn't bother sassing him out, they just got up and ran back to their seats and continued making out. The noises that they were making were much louder than they needed to be and the whole train could hear it. Brian smiled, he was happy to see the couple back together.
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The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1
HumorIn an alternate world where humans never existed, animals are tame and they run the planet. A ferocious storm turns lives upside down, and it leads a group of friends to cross lines they never thought they would cross.
