Michael and Dylan woke up in a strange place. They were in a large room that was dimly lit. Their feet were chained to the wall, they were not alone. There were a bunch of other animals in the room. "These are where all the kidnapped animals are," said Michael. "NO ITS NOT!" shouted Dylan. "Dylan, you barely know how to talk, you don't know what you're saying," said Michael. "YES I DO!" shouted Dylan. Michael just sighed. Next to him was a cat and next to Dylan was a guinea pig. "Hi," Michael said to the cat. "Hello, my name is Carina," said the cat. "Hello Carina, I'm Michael," said Michael. "HAVE I SEEN YOU ON TINDER BEFORE??" the guinea pig asked Dylan in a high-pitched obnoxious voice. "WHAT THE HECK!! THAT NOT NICE!!" shouted Dylan. "I'M GRACE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME??" asked the guinea pig. "I'M DYLAN!!" shouted Dylan. "Dylan, lower your voice!" said Michael. "NO! YOU TOO LOUD MICHAEL!" shouted Dylan. "We need to get out of here!!" said Carina. Grace kept giving Dylan sexy glares. Dylan just stared at her, "YOU SMELL LIKE THE POOP IN THE BUTT!" shouted Dylan. "WHY THANK YOU!!" replied Grace. Carina told Michael all about what happened to her. Carina was just walking down the forest eating everything she could get her paws on and she felt a sharp pinch and woke up in this strange room. The same thing happened with Grace except she was on Tinder when she was hit. "You guys! We have to form an escape plan!" said Michael. "What can we do???" asked Carina. "OOOH OOH! I HAVE A PLAN!!!!!!!!!" shouted Grace. When she told her plan, Michael and Carina thought it was crazy, but it just might work.
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The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1
HumorIn an alternate world where humans never existed, animals are tame and they run the planet. A ferocious storm turns lives upside down, and it leads a group of friends to cross lines they never thought they would cross.
