The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1

Chapter 21

Jason kept walking, he couldn't shake the feeling that someone was watching him. He tried to ignore it, he was still mad at Dustin for yelling at him. "I don't need them... I don't need them..." he muttered to himself. He kept walking and walking. He was alone, no other animals were near him. At least that's what he thought. Suddenly he heard a loud popping sound and then saw an acorn flying past him, just barely missing him. He turned around to see a squirrel with an acorn launcher running at him. "AHHHH!" cried Jason. The squirrel was pretty far away and he saw a porta potty nearby. He ran as fast as his feet could carry him towards it. He ran up to speeds of 2 miles per hour. The squirrel was catching up, Jason made it into the porta potty just in time. He closed the door and locked it. The squirrel tried to open the door but it was locked. The squirrel pointed his acorn launcher at the porta potty and shot it. The acorn just bounced right off. "AHHHH!" cried Jason. He shrieked like a little girl as the squirrel shot acorns at the porta potty. The squirrel then decided to push the porta potty over. The porta potty fell on its side and the toilet water came spilling out onto Jason. "EWWWWW!" cried Jason. A log of poop hit him. He had an idea. He grabbed the poop and opened the porta potty door, he got up and threw the poop at the squirrel. It hit it right in the face. The squirrel fell on the ground, "MY EYES!" he cried. Jason ran to the squirrel and wrestled with him for his acorn launcher. "GIVE IT TO ME NOW!" screamed Jason. "NEVER!!" the squirrel responded. The squirrel kicked Jason in the nuts with relatively weak force. Nevertheless, this still hurt since Jason's nuts were very delicate after Horny attacked them on the train. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Jason screamed in pain as he fell to the ground. "YOU A*SHOLE!" Jason yelled. The squirrel slowly walked up to Jason and wiped the poop from his eyes dramatically. He pointed the acorn launcher at Jason and asked, "Any last words?" Jason responded, "Yeah, has anyone ever told you that you rock?" The squirrel was confused, "Rock?" he asked. "YEAH! ROCK!" Jason said as he grabbed a rock and smashed it against the squirrel's head with one smooth flick of the wrist. The squirrel tumbled to the ground as blood dripped from his head. Jason repeatedly smashed the rock against the squirrel's skull with all the anger he built up throughout this whole journey. After hitting the squirrel about 20 times, he set the rock down and walked away. Suddenly, Jason heard a high pitched DING! In a split second, he remembered what Benny said about rocks and how they could be bombs. The rock he used to kill the squirrel was on a timer. It was a bomb. Jason was launched high into the air.