The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1

Chapter 19

"Ok! Let's do this!" said Grace. A squirrel guard walked into the dark room with his acorn launcher. "Excuse me!!" shouted Grace. The guard walked over, "What do you want?!" "Well, I really really really need to use the bathroom!" replied Grace. "Too bad! Just go on the floor!" replied the squirrel. "If you let me use the bathroom, I'll let you get a piece of this," said Grace. She stuck out her guinea pig butt and slapped it, a little bit of a fart came out. The squirrel was shocked, but he did kind of like it. Dylan liked it also, "STINKY BUTT!" he shouted. The squirrel unlocked Grace, "THANKS SEXY BABE!!!!!!" said Grace. As the squirrel walked her towards the bathroom, she bit down on his arm. "AHHHH!" cried the squirrel, he dropped his acorn launcher. Grace quickly grabbed it then shot him down. "This is why you don't mess with a BAD BISH!" Grace said dramatically. Grace grabbed the keys from the guard and started to unlock all of the kidnapped animals. "Yay!" cried Carina. All the animals went to the exit of the building but the door was locked. Grace tried the keys but they didn't unlock the door. "HELP HELP HELP!" cried the animals. Meanwhile, Brian and the stoopids made their way up to the building, they tried to open the door. "IT'S LOCKED!" cried Dustin. "YOU JUST FIGURED THAT OUT! MY GOD! NO SH*T SHERLOCK!" replied Jason. Dustin had tried to keep it together all this time, but this was the last straw. "YOU KNOW WHAT! IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA BE RUDE AND ANNOYING, YOU CAN JUST LEAVE!" shouted Dustin. "OK BYE! NOT MY PROBLEM" said Jason. Jason just walked away sassily. Brian shouted, "MICHAEL! DYLAN! ARE YOU IN THERE!!" Michael heard them, "YES! WE ARE HERE!" he shouted. "BRIAN!" shouted Dylan. "Don't worry y'all, I got this! STAND BACK!" shouted Horny. She turned around and started farting towards the door. The door was starting to melt from all the intense acids in the farts. "FART HARDER! COME ON! GO GO GO! HARDER HARDER HARDER! C'MON MY GRANDMA CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU!" shouted Megan. "STRING CHEESE, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE F*CK UP!" replied Horny. The animals inside the building were cheering and cheering. "WOOHOO!" they shouted. Suddenly, about ten squirrels started coming towards the building, they had their acorns launchers ready and the stoopids had no more piranhas left in their launchers. The squirrels held two piranha launchers, they were Michael and Dylan's launchers. "You forgot these!" shouted a squirrel. "OH NO!!" cried Brian. Just in time, the door to the building melted and and everyone came bursting out of the building. The squirrels started firing at the crowd. Everyone was shrieking and panicking. Random, insignificant animals were getting hit by the piranhas. "THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD A VERY SH*TTY DAY TODAY! I'VE HAD IT!!!!" cried Horny. She jumped up high into the sky and came down and crushed a squirrel with her big, poopy booty. She proceeded to take the acorn launcher from it and shoot down the other squirrels with mad skill and precision.